What does delulu mean?

Delulu is slang for delusional: keeping your hopes up about someone in spite of the evidence in the conversation. The quiz scores how far the optimism has gone.

How is the delulu score calculated?

Eight questions about texting patterns, plans, and habits are scored 0 to 100 and averaged into the Delulu Meter, the same scale used by the AfterMatch conversation analyzer.

Is the Delulu Quiz free?

Completely. No sign-up, nothing stored, instant result.

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The Delulu Quiz

Eight questions about your situationship. One number you might not love. Find out exactly how delusional your optimism is before you triple text.

QUESTION 01 / 08

Who texted first today?

QUESTION 02 / 08

How fast do they usually reply?

QUESTION 03 / 08

When did they last ask YOU a question?

QUESTION 04 / 08

What is the plans situation?

QUESTION 05 / 08

How do you read their one-word replies?

QUESTION 06 / 08

What do your friends say about this person?

QUESTION 07 / 08

How often do you re-read the conversation?

QUESTION 08 / 08

If they ghosted tomorrow, your first thought would be:

What is the Delulu Quiz?

Delulu is the affectionate word for maintaining hope your situationship has not earned. This quiz scores your answers about texting patterns, plans, and re-reading habits into a Delulu Meter score from 0 to 100, across five bands: clear eyed, grounded, hopeful, down bad, and fully delulu.

The quiz looks at your habits. The AfterMatch app analyzes the actual conversation and tracks every match over time with health scores, ghost risk, and reply suggestions.

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